answertolifeis42:
Horoscopes Part 1
Scorpio, Libra, Cancer, Aries, Leo, Capricorn
this set is forgetting Virgo but we don’t know who she ( he?) is yet
I love the Horoscopes as villains
the only one I hated was Aries, he can stay in a coma for all I care
Wanted to make sure I could locate this later.
answertolifeis42:
lavendar-and-creme:
starsinthegutter:
lukanoir:
riotroses:
chokelate:
thetemperamentalgoat:
homofuck:
Message from God to Lars: “I know what you’ve been doing at night.”
Message from God to Mariana: “We’re shorthanded, would you like to work as an angel?”
YOU WISH, GOD. YOU WISH.
Message from God to Chokelate: “I-I’ve always liked you… please go out with me! ///”
…..
Message from God to En Tze: “Release your full power!”
0_0 What power?! Is there some secret superpower that God gave me that I do not know of yet? :0
Message from God to Luka: “At this rate you’re going to Hell.”
Wow no shit!
Message from God to joji grey: “Sorry for creating you all weird.”
yeah. well. bout right.
Message from God to Angelina: “Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec.”
You mean it can get worse than my job?
message from God to Tom ” how about we do the big bang if you know what I mean”

God wants to do it with an Atheist? kinky bastard =p
Message from God to Michael: “I’m always watching over you, but… you’re boring.”
…Love you to God. =p
answertolifeis42:
lavendar-and-creme:
blackbirdmcnight:
cheddarcheesehog:
sillyknight:
but-renner:
eastcollins:
jaredsasquatch:
gunsandhugs:
texasbowlegs:
Katie: The Unstoppable Archer

Christina, The Dragon Sorcerer.
Dani, The Terror’s Thief.
Morgan, The Soul Protector.
Mandi, The Elven Pirate
Iris, The Sexy Engineer.
Naomi, The Noble Thief - seems legit.
Alexandra, The Soul Ghost.
Angelina, The Soul Assassin.
Tom, the Terror’s Mechanic
Michael, The Hell’s Ghost
answertolifeis42:
I am willing to believe this is what happens in the Dark Nebula
I hope this is what happens in Dark Nebula
Weird Dream
I can’t remember the details perfectly, I just remember it was a fusion of Transformers, Lord of the Rings, Powerpuff Girls, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.
answertolifeis42:
gingervalkyrie:
- The Tutor
- 0
- Jeans? my leg is the closest item to me…
- Ashley (labelled “BAMAN”)
- I’m tired
1. The Instructor
2. 7
3. A tie-dye sweatshirt
4. Maggie (she’d love that)
5. Fucking awesome or Aw, shit. (I may or may not swear like a sailor)
1. The Unemployed >=l
2. 9
3. PANTS
4. lets do this Jess
5. Shit son
1. The House Husband =P
2. 3
3. Sweatshirt
4. My Brother (only person I’ve every texted.)
5. See Ya
answertolifeis42:
communistbeans:
Reblog if you think you’d go Last One given the chance.
I wanna be, like, monsters and shit.
I’m not going to lie, I would totally love be to be the Auriga zodiart and then become the Taurus Horoscope =p
I would do it in a heart beat. I would like to be the Pavo Zodiart.